Inkpotamus

A poem about...

why simple mathematics shows that you are not related to Francis Drake

I met a self-important man,
Who stridently contended,
That directly from Sir Francis Drake,
He was most certainly descended.

A poem about...

Dads: how they talk nonsense and then get you lost

Can we climb the big hill, Dad?
With trails to follow far.
Can we get lost in the wood?
And wonder where we are.

A poem about...

Vitamin C and the perils faced by 18th Century sailors